- Where’s the manual?
- Do all babies cry this much?
- Why didn’t anyone tell me?
- Why don’t babies come with teeth pre-installed?
- Why don’t the packs of wipes ever close properly?
- Where did all the money go?
- What day is it?
- Where’s my bag?
- Whose idea was this anyway?
- Why hasn’t anyone invented nappies that stop back poos?
- How will I leave him to go back to work?
- Where are the wipes?
- When will my jeans fit?
- When did I last feed the baby?
- When did I last sleep more than 4 hours in a row?
- Should I get that cough/rash looked at?
- How high a temperature is a problem?
- Are we there yet?
- Where is the nail scissors?
- When can I go back to work?
- What removes poo stains from vests?
- Is there a better way to do this?
- When did we last bath him?
- When’s my next day off?
- Did I forget something?
- Where’s the remote?
- Is it that time already?
- Will this day ever end?
- Where’s the Calpol?
- How did he get so big, so quickly?
- Will we have another?
- How would we cope?
- Was I this tired last pregnancy?
- Isn’t he the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?
- Does colic run in families?
- Why does colic run in families?
- Will this day ever end?
- What’s in his mouth?
- Where did he get that?
- Don’t they get along great?
- Would we manage a third?
- How the hell will we manage a third?
- Are we mad?
- Will three seats fit across the back of the car?
- What’s a good seven seater?
- Isn’t she the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?
- How do you put tights on a baby girl?
- Will she ever go asleep?
- Who weed on the floor?
- What was it like before kids?
- What’s that smell?
- When did I last change her?
- Red or white?
- Did I put the kettle on?
- How lucky are we?
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Brilliant! I’ve asked myself everything apart from colic.
Lol! Ditto and I would likely to add 2 more to my list- how much should they eat? And isn’t he on me (with a proud grin)!
Lovely! We’re asking number 41 at the moment!
Thanks Alice. I answered that already, but I’m currently asking No. 48!!
I have no kids yet but one question that always come to my mind when I see a baby crying is: where is the manual. :O)
“Whats in her mouth” I am constantly asking! lol
That’s quite the list! I think I have asked myself almost all of them too at one point or another! lol Good post!
Thanks
Yes, yes, yes. The majority of these have been covered – we’re struggling at the thought of a second never mind a third!
It’ll come in time:(
Argh I meant 🙂 🙂
So true! And all those questions could go through your mind in one day! How lucky are we is the best one…and red or white 😉 x #twinklytuesday
I wrote the wrong #! I’m between two linkies today. Would you edit to say #linkalist instead please? x
Love this list. (especially number 55!) Really captures life as a parent, I’ve never googled so much since I had kids, probably all of these are in my browser history!
Lol you’ve summed up my mind! 🙂